What kind of results have you received by ingesting coconut oil?

The first thing that happened after about a month of using cocnut oil regularly, in all my cooking, etc. was that I developed a deep bronze tan. A while later I began having strong cravings for hawaiian purple, and even sashimi. I've been using coconut oil for a year now and my tongue is now longer and forked, and I love swimming with dolphins then sunning myself on lava rocks. I hope you have the same beneficial effects I have. I'm off to eat some lettuce now. bye.